Humor in code

by krike in General / Reviews on 10 Dec 2009

Every once in a while we love to let go of ourself, especially when looking at a screen for hours looking at code you have written like 10 times or more. So from time to time we love to have a good laugh and just do some random funny things. Here is a list of [...]

Every once in a while we love to let go of ourself, especially when looking at a screen for hours looking at code you have written like 10 times or more.

So from time to time we love to have a good laugh and just do some random funny things. Here is a list of humor in code written by developers

Humor code #1

public class MohammedAli {
  float like_a_butterfly;
  string like_a_bee;
}

Humor code #2

public class LunchOrder {
    double cheeseburger;
    char grilled;
    long drink;
    short cake;
}

Humor code #3

ALTER PROCEDURE ORly
AS

print ' {o,o}'
print ' |)__)'
print ' -"-"-'
print 'O RLY?'
print ' '
print '{o.o}'
print '|)_(|'
print '-"-"-'
print 'YA RLY'
print ' '
print ' {o,o}'
print ' (__(|'
print ' -"-"-'
print 'NO WAI!'

var myAss = this.GetType().Assembly;

Humor code #4

public class WebCrawler //: public SpiderMan, private PeterParker
{
};

Humor code #5

for(int c = 0; c < 10;)
{
   c++; // < get it?  c++ ?  it's so... literal
}

Humor code #6, My favorite

char coal;
short cut;
long way;
float assets;
string tanga;
double penetration;
object slide;

UserPermissionException up = new UserPermissionException();
throw up;  // lol

return off;// the Jedi;

Humor code #7

dance:
while(some_bool){
    //something in loop
    ...
    if(some_condition)
        break dance;
}

Humor code #8

var up:Error = new Error();
throw up;

Humor code #9

<?php
$iShower = $_GET['clean'];
if ($iShower) {
     echo getdate();
}
?>

Humor code #10

my $ofTheJedi = x;
return $ofTheJedi;

Humor code #11

If(true)
   //Just to be sure =)

Humor code #12

doReloadInBackground
sleep(5) # Aproximately time taken to reload the application
kill $me # , please

Humor code #13

$self = new User();
while($self->hungry()) {
    $bacon = $pig.Substr(...);
    $breakfast = getValue() + $bacon;
    $self->feed($breakfast);
}

Humor code #14

<?php $_GET['rich'] or die('trying'); ?>

Author:

Christophe (aka krike) is a Web designer & developer living in Belgium. He spends most of his time working with Wordpress, CodeIgniter & Photoshop but also helping beginners take their first step in the development world.

5 Comments

  1. Humor in code | CMS tutorial site Hello CMS - the best cms website on 10 Dec 2009

    [...] rest is here:  Humor in code | CMS tutorial site By admin | category: cms php | tags: between-the-two, cms, Content, echo-getdate, [...]

  2. Humor in code | CMS tutorial site on 10 Dec 2009

    [...] Read the rest here: Humor in code | CMS tutorial site [...]

  3. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by krike, guldenpt. guldenpt said: Humor in code http://blog.cmstutorials.org/posts/general/humor-in-code [...]

  4. Humor in code | CMS tutorial site on 10 Dec 2009

    [...] Follow this link: Humor in code | CMS tutorial site [...]

  5. Humor in code | CMS tutorial site « Internet Cafe Solution on 10 Dec 2009

    [...] Original post:  Humor in code | CMS tutorial site [...]

Drop us a word

Spam Protection by WP-SpamFree